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Guy from New Zealand got a Guinness World Record for his Simpsons tattoos!
"You know, I run a small academy for lobsters like this one. We stress tough love, daily chores and the like."
"Mine bratwurst has a first name it’s F-R-I-T-Z. Mine bratwurst has a second name It’s S-C-H-N-A-C-K-E-N-P-F-E-F-F-E-R-H-A-U-S-E-N."